2月27日下午，國防部新聞發言人吳謙大校主持例行記者會。正告民進黨當局“早晚要來收了你們”；警告美方一些人“別想在臺灣問題上‘偷雞’”……妙語連珠令人印象深刻。這些霸氣回復應如何翻譯？官方給出了標準譯文：

早晚要來收了你們

官方譯文：We will come and get you, sooner or later.

有記者問：據報道，臺軍“漢光41號”演習實兵演練時間將大幅增加，還在美方鼓動下擴大動員后備力量到3000人規模。

吳謙：民進黨當局幻想“倚美謀獨”、“以武拒統”，這是對形勢、民意和實力對比嚴重的誤判，不自量力、極為危險。正告民進黨當局：螳臂當車只能自取滅亡，早晚要來收了你們。

Wu Qian: The DPP authorities have an illusion of “soliciting US support for independence” and “resisting unification by force”. It is a serious miscalculation of the situation, the public opinion and the comparison of strength. Overreaching itself in such a way is extremely dangerous. We warn the DPP authorities that holding back the tide with a broom will only end up in self-destruction. We will come and get you, sooner or later.

不要再做全世界的“謊言制造者”

官方譯文：Stop being the world factory of lies.

有記者問：外界質疑路透社可能長期配合美國防部信息戰項目。

吳謙：我們希望美方拿出大國的樣子，不要再做全世界的“謊言制造者”。

Wu Qian: We hope the US side behave in a manner befitting its status as a big power, and stop being the world factory of lies.

別想在臺灣問題上“偷雞”，偷雞不成蝕的可不止是一把米

官方譯文：Playing sneaky tricks on Taiwan would only backfire.

有記者問：據臺媒報道，有美軍印太總部官員參與“漢光”演習兵推。

吳謙：我們警告美方一些人，別想在臺灣問題上“偷雞”，偷雞不成蝕的可不止是一把米。

Wu Qian: We warn some individuals of the US side: playing sneaky tricks on Taiwan would only backfire.